![]() Now that's some red-blooded American entertainment. Voluptuous beauty Anna Nicole Smith marries an elderly millionaire and poses for Playboy, but after her husbands death, her excessive drinking, pill-popping and weight fluctuations take their toll. I would suggest a double feature for a night of viewing, this film and David Heavener's KILL CRAZY(see my review of that film as well). I feel that this movie is best enjoyed under the influence of several adult beverages. The celebrity queen of the 90s was dead, and so too was the era which she dominated and defined. Anyone familiar with the work of Andy Sidaris will be in familiar territory here. The death of Anna Nicole Smith was an event that defined the end of an era. ![]() Everything about this film screams: "Don't take me seriously!" On that level, the discriminating fan of bad action films will enjoy this heartily. There are a ton of explosions on offer, which are nicely photographed, but are so (I'll risk using the word again) gratuitous that the plot (most obvious Die Hard rip-off ever) can't be taken seriously for more than a nanosecond. From Anna's non-existent acting, to the bad scenery-chewing performance of the actor playing the lead terrorist (just what country is he supposed to be from, Badaccentia?), this is prime Badfilm. His reason for not wanting a baby is because she works during the day and he works at night. He’s about as useful as an asshole on an elbow and just as smart. ![]() Her husband is Gordie Wink, played by Richard Steinmetz. You'll laugh until tears flow from your eyes, not believing the sights and sounds assaulting your being from the screen. Skyscraper (1996) - Anna Nicole Smith vs Malibu from American Gladiators. ![]() Check the gratuitous shower scene about 10 minutes into the movie if you don't get me. The Cult of Performer Anna Nicole Smith in Skyscraper (1996) Part One Cult Film Alley. Her 20 year old son dies and about 6 months later she follows suit. : Skyscraper : Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Steinmetz, Branimir Cikati, William Applegate Jr., Joseph John Barmettler, Raymond Martino, Joseph Merhi. If you turn the number sideways, you'll see why I gave this movie an 8. ![]()
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